Friday, September 02, 2005

The Real, True and Honest Non-TinFoil Hat Cause of the Hurricane

TED KENNEDY!!

Dr. Phat Tony's got the goods. It's true, really. Just like the younger Kennedy coming up with evidence out of thin air, well so can Tony. Only, Tony's evidence is real and real logical so it's gotta be true.

Here's just a bit of Tony's Real Logic:
.....Ted Kennedy caused the hurricane by releasing methane gas, by being horribly flatulent, that caused the earth to warm around the equator turning a tropical depression into a hurricane. I also believe that he intentionally targeted New Orleans because he has a thing for drowning people and knew that the city would be fairly easy to flood since it was below sea level.
Dr. Phat Tony's: Ted Kennedy Caused the Hurricane


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