Monday, April 18, 2005

About Time - Metrosexuals Are Out, Out, Out!!

Doug Giles: Metrosexual or Medieval? - TownHall

And you too might be metrosexual if:
*You use more than three words when ordering your Starbuck’s,
* You’re still into rollerblading,
* You put on cologne to go to the gym,
* You have an Armani Exchange or Banana Republic credit card,
* You Tivo Sex in the City and/or Will and Grace,
* You watch Friends with a note pad,
* You have panic attacks (look, either have a real heart attack or cut the crap. That feeling you’re feeling is not death; it’s called responsibility and most everybody feels it. So … suck it up, drink a Guinness and get a life)
[I think this is my favorite]
* You shave any part of your body except your face or skull,
* You buy your shampoo at a salon instead of a grocery store,
* You take more than two, that’s two, minutes to fix your hair,
* You think Ben Affleck, Colin Farrell, and Orlando Bloom are really, really good actors,
* You think you have a feminine side to get in touch with, and/or
* You must have Evian and only Evian for hydration (Hey, thongmeister. What’s Evian spelled backwards? That’s what you are).

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